- Can I help you?
- Why, yes. Yes, you can.
I'm here to report a terrible crime.
- And what terrible crime is that?
- This one.
[ bell dings ] - Aw, shit.
I told this all wrong. Quick history lesson.
This all started when the Joker and I broke up.
It was completely mutual.
And soon enough, I was back on my feet,
ready to embrace the fierce goddess within.
[ sobs ]
- ♪ It's oh so quiet ♪
- Now that I've cut ties with Mr. J...
I'm about to learn that a lot of people want me dead.
- ♪ You're all alone ♪
- And at the top of that list...
is this guy.
- ♪ And so peaceful until ♪
- But it turns out...
[ grunting ] Mmm.
...I wasn't the only dame in Gotham
looking for emancipation.
- ♪ You fall in love zing, boom ♪
- He's after all of us.
- ♪ Sky up above ♪ - The kid just robbed him.
- ♪ Zing, boom ♪
- You betrayed him. You killed his BFF.
- ♪ Wow, bam! ♪
- [ pants ] What?
- You are so cool.
And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.
So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths...
we're gonna have to work together.
- Sure. - Yes!
♪ ♪ ♪
Psychologically speaking,
vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
- Yeah.
- Are we ready?
- ♪ You blow a fuse ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ Zing, boom ♪
♪ So what's the use? ♪
♪ Wow, bam ♪
- Whoo! Turn it up!
- ♪ The sky caves in ♪
♪ The devil cuts loose ♪
♪ You blow blow blow blow your fuse ♪
♪ [ screams ] ♪
- [ both chuckling ]
- ♪ When you fall in love ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
- Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
- I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
[ hyena chuckles ]
♪ Shh ♪